Izmet Fekali

Angelina won a qualifying freerol tourney on Paradise last Sunday, but since the account there is in my name (she never had a credit card in her life), it seems I'll have to go instead.

Not that I want to. I hate flying and the $2000 pocket change from Paradise is not enuff fot the ticket from Ljubljana, I have things to do and I can't spell tounaments. Besides, I went to Vegas before. Bellagio high stakes hold'em? Been there, done that. And a licence for a sheep? No minibar? Fuck that.

But.

She said it's a waste of money. No refunds. I get $12000 in Vegas. It's a small car. There are hungry people in Africa.

So I said I'd go.

Then she made me pay for it. I started yelling, she immediately went for tears. Mother came in with the broom and I had to apologize. Then the girl wanted the full amount, $12000. I yelled again. This time she yelled back. Then mother yelled from the kitchen and I agreed pronto. It was too late, no deal this time. She made me play a headsup freezeout match for the ticket AND the tears. So I ended up burning $15000 for a tourney I didn't even wanna go to. It better be good.

-Iz